tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24211982216872825192024-02-02T13:34:10.301+01:00Naughty LimericksSanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-40468425329502759432013-07-25T13:06:00.003+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.833+02:0062 - Passion<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999;">The Prompt is <a href="http://www.theme-thursday.com/2013/07/theme-thursday-for-july-25-2013-passions.html">Passion</a>.</span><br /><br />A woman expressed a deep passion<br />To receive a serious lashin'.<br />She longed for hard spanks<br />On her buttocks and flanks<br />And thought the sensation was smashin'.<br /><br />Or<br />And rejected all thoughts of compassion<br /><br />Or<br />While tied in a spread-eagled fashion.<br /><br /><br /></div>
Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-32940576077098694072013-06-29T13:33:00.005+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.829+02:0057 - Scarecrow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A farmer too poor for a scarecrow<br />Stripped his wife and put her out there so<br />The continuous encounter <br />With men wanting to mount her<br />Scared the birds away from his cornrow.<br /></span></span></div>
<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-45587513570978456422013-06-29T13:06:00.000+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.840+02:0055 - Cash Up Front<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Photo from <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/backlit.html">Lola's Loves</a></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A girl propped up in the door way</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In what wives would call a ‘whore way’.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Not just a silhouette</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But back-lit and quite wet—</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You'll pay dearly should it come your way.</span></span></div>
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<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-5373689136798526622013-06-29T12:54:00.000+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.860+02:0054 - Diaphanous Gown<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A lady in a diaphanous gown</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Displayed a bum, firm, plump and brown.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The fellows who saw it</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Would instantly adore it,</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">But to touch would earn them a frown. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Alternative last line:</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">And they could touch it for half a crown.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> Hands up all of you who know what 'half a crown' is. </span></span></span></div>
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<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-10157965179765890422013-06-28T14:28:00.004+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.808+02:0053 - Chest Cold<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A lady more beauty than brain</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bemoaned the cold and the pain.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">She mentioned it to the fellas</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But none wanted to tell her</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">That her top had shrunk in the rain.</span></span></div>
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<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-8725816848319281672013-06-25T11:18:00.003+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.885+02:0051 - The Jolly Roger<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Photo pillaged from <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/shiver-me-timbers.html">Lola</a><br /><br />A girl who liked dressing in drag,<br />Joined some pirates, as a bit of a gag.<br />After a week on the clipper,<br />Locked away with the skipper,<br />Said the jolly roger wasn’t just a flag.</span></span></div>
<br /><br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-51149974033319928182013-06-23T11:30:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.857+02:0050 - The Perfect Behind<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #999999;"><a href="http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/23/finding-limericks-limerick-off-monday/">Mad Kane</a> has a regular limerick challenge.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;">She provides the first line,</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;">the rest is up to us.</span><br /><br />A fellow was trying to find<br />The woman with the perfect behind.<br />He fondled and caressed,<br />Some hundreds of the best<br />‘Til he finally went out of his mind.</span></div>
<br /><br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-28971979790056150502013-06-23T03:05:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.826+02:0049 - Sunshine, version 2.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A girl thought she was quite clever,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Standing naked, out in the weather.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The others called it a stunt</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But for the boys in the hunt,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The sun shone out of her...um...whatever.</span></div>
Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-73072124561884190712013-06-22T14:05:00.002+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.875+02:0048 - Sunshine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A girl with considerable front<br />Appealed to guys who'd just grunt.<br />To those that pursued her,<br />Chased her and wooed her,<br />The sun shone out of her…whatever.</span></span></div>
Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-49188430777976482112013-06-21T12:18:00.000+02:002015-06-07T07:07:48.851+02:0047 - Going out on a limb<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999;">Photo from <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/frivolous-friday.html">Lola</a>.</span><br /><br />A lass was after a good poke,<br />And fashioned a dildo from oak.<br />It was sanded ‘til smooth,<br />Had the width for the groove,<br />And a length to make a girl choke.</div>
<br /><br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-60208691639166834382013-06-20T11:58:00.004+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.491+02:0046 - Life Saver<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999;">Photo from <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/">Red Dirt Girl.</a></span><br /><span style="color: #999999;"></span><br />CPR from two girls, lightly browned,<br />To a man who’d just nearly drowned,<br />Brought him back from the dead.<br />And they also applied head<br />To help him, they said, cum around.<br /></div>
<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-10981207539723385192013-06-19T11:43:00.002+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.446+02:0045 - A Formal Occasion<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br /><br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-37520864229535218462013-06-17T12:59:00.004+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.483+02:0044 - In the Pool<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-32941805356904179312013-06-16T08:26:00.004+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.468+02:0043 - Disturbingly Round<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999;"><a href="http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/16/limericks-by-the-pound-limerick-off-monday/">Mad Kane</a> has a regular limerick challenge.</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;">She provides the first line,</span><br /><span style="color: #999999;">the rest is up to us.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #b45f06;">A woman had spent her last pound</span><br />To buy an enlarging compound.<br />The guys were impressed <br />With the size of her breasts<br />But found them disturbingly round.<br /></div>
Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-62790412343054243912013-06-16T02:10:00.000+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.493+02:0042 - Spanner II<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A lady, wielding a big spanner,<br />
Said, to them wishing to land her:<br />
“If you are worried at all<br />
Then your nuts are too small—<br />
I’m waiting for something much grander.”</div>
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A woman who came with spare bits<br />
Could alter the size of her tits.<br />
It's not really lewd,<br />
But her nipples unscrewed,<br />
And new sizes were added from kits.</div>
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<br />Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-25266545550101091372013-06-15T06:29:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.461+02:0040 - The Dinner Visit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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He came and surprised her that night</div>
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And she couldn’t conceal her delight.</div>
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For, when he opened his towel,</div>
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“It’s donuts for dinner tonight!”</div>
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<span style="color: #999999;">and 54 per cent said yes. Gas fitters and builders came second and third.</span></div>
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The housewife who suggested uniting</div>
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To the sparky, there fixing her lighting,</div>
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Was in for some shocks</div>
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When he lowered his jocks</div>
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As his discharge was positively frightening.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-18152421798546241952013-06-15T06:28:00.000+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.451+02:0038 - Assembled in Rows<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #999999;"><a href="http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/09/limerick-rose-limerick-off-monday/" target="_blank">Mad Kane</a> has a regular limerick challenge.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">A woman assembled in rows</span></div>
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A dozen well-kitted young beaus.</div>
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She measured their length</div>
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Their stamina and strength,</div>
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Before selecting a couple or so.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-7177588654770430752013-06-15T06:27:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.500+02:0037 - The Vicar's Tea<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>The Vicar’s Tea</b></div>
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She was as naked as naked could be</div>
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When the vicar popped in for some tea.</div>
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She tried to fake it,</div>
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Asking “How do you take it?”</div>
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He said “Black is just fine by me”.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-51978986335508499942013-06-15T06:26:00.004+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.487+02:0036 - The Wine Holder<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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His wine was retained in the cleft</div>
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Of her buttocks, in a manner most deft.</div>
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He’d fondle her arse*</div>
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For her to release his glass</div>
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And, after he decanted, he left.</div>
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*Australian don’t use ‘ass’, they use ‘arse’.</div>
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A man with a naked wine holder</div>
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Was aroused by more than her shoulder.</div>
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Not wanting to delay</div>
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Getting his own stem away,</div>
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Finished his drink and then rolled her.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-63791951044489447472013-06-15T06:26:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.496+02:0035 - The Lady in a Suit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #666666;"><a href="http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/02/limerick-suit-limerick-off-monday/" target="_blank">Mad Kane </a>has a regular limerick challenge.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666;">She provides the first line,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666;">the rest is up to us.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #a64d79;">A lass who was told that a suit</span></div>
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Was required for her photo shoot,</div>
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Was most alarmed to find</div>
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It was of the birthday kind—</div>
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But the photos turned out rather cute.</div>
Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-19485755693182682902013-06-15T06:25:00.002+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.455+02:0034 - The Generous Lady<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #666666;">Photo adapted from <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/candid-or-not.html" target="_blank">Lola's Loves.</a></span></div>
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<span style="color: #783f04;">A lady, in a café for tea,</span></div>
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Displayed a breast, for others to see;</div>
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While some were offended</div>
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Most viewers commended</div>
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Her generous sense of esprit.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-29586640831461018782013-06-15T06:24:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.466+02:0033 - The Slit Dress<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #666666;">Photo via <a href="http://lolasloves08.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/thigh-high.html" target="_blank">Lola's Loves</a>.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;">A lady in search of a caress</span></div>
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Went out of her way to impress.</div>
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It wasn’t the pink stockings</div>
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That people found shocking</div>
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But the slit up the back of her dress.</div>
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Sanchohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421198221687282519.post-49894608059283682262013-06-15T06:23:00.001+02:002015-06-07T07:07:58.485+02:0032 - Carnival Queen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #666666;"><a href="http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/05/26/limerick-ills-limerick-off-monday/" target="_blank">Mad Kane </a>has a regular limerick challenge.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666;">She provides the first line,</span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666;">the rest is up to us.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;">A man would pretend to be ill</span></div>
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To skip work and daily fulfill </div>
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A dream to be seen</div>
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As a carnival queen,</div>
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A passion that gave him a thrill.</div>
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